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Help Me by J4BB3RWOCKY, literature

Literature

Help Me

Eridan watched from the corner of his room as Sollux fumbled with the computer chords littering the floor and desktop - a smirk slowly crawling up the sides of his cheeks as the blank screen of his computer flickered on again. "Gee, thanks, Sol," Eridan gushed, stalking over to where the bi-themed boy sat hunched over the computer screen. Sollux rolled his eyes - one scarred and unseeing, the other dull and restless - and elicited a snort. "You're thuch a dumbathth, ED." He muttered, spinning around in the chair to face the hipster in front of him. "Like, theriouthly. You jutht had to rethtart your computer." Eridan coughed, rubbing the bac

Nightmare by J4BB3RWOCKY, literature

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Nightmare

Karkat blinked his bleary eyes open slowly, dark eyebrows crinkling as the blurred world surrounding him came into a dim focus. He shook his head slightly, as if to mentally wake himself up, and his ears twitched. The troll nuzzled into the warmth of the human next to him, and shivered before tugging their shared comforter up over his exposed chest. "Nngh, Karkat...?" John mumbled groggily, shifting ever so slightly so he could look down at the troll cuddled up next to him. Karkat chirped quietly as his golden eyes projected a liquid-like shimmer against the darkness. "What are you doing up? It's nearly three in the morning..." John murmure

Snuggle Bug Homestuck (Psiioniic x Reader) by YuriVenom69, literature

Literature

Snuggle Bug Homestuck (Psiioniic x Reader)

(Intro) You had come to the this damn party because the strider brothers decided to throw it. You rolled your eyes, Dave has told everyone that he had a totally ironic idea and wanted to play a game of snuggle bug . The party had an even number of participants so every one was given a piece of paper with a Song on it, two songs were always the same, though on one was written snuggle bug and the other not Snuggle bug. The objective of the game was to find your Snuggle bug partner and snuggle them. Most people despised the idea so that's probably why Dave called it Ironic. The winner would be the last person to be found. The worst part was it w

Dave x Demon!reader: Finding Him by purplesauris, literature

Literature

Dave x Demon!reader: Finding Him

You gazed into the sky, counting airplanes and just about anything, your tail flicked lazily as your legs dangled off the side of the skyscraper you were currently on. Your horns went up from right above your ears and then curved forwards like a bulls, fading from black at the base to a light blue. Your tail was similar in color and ended in a wicked point, both edges sharp, glinting in the setting sun. Your hair was parted heavily to the right, the left side of your head shaved and pitch black, your (e/c) eyes flashing in the sun as your large wings unfurled, also fading from black to blue. Most demons got to choose what color it faded to, b

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Apr 30, 2000
United States
Deviant for 8 years
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I'm a huge Homestuck fan, I'm a goofball, I'm generally friendly, but I make Karkat look like a polite and sophisticated young man when I get angry.

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Favourite Movies

Pixels (2015)

Favourite TV Shows

Bones

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Bring Me The Horizon, Sleeping With Sirens, In This Moment, Ed Sheeran

Favourite Books

The Dresden Files

Favourite Writers

Andrew Hussie, Jim Butcher

Favourite Games

Skyrim

Favourite Gaming Platform

xBox

Tools of the Trade

Pencils, my tablet, and a notebook

Other Interests

Animals, Homestuck, Manga, Comic books (Spawn FTW), shipping random characters

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satiricScythe

Dec 22, 2018

Oh wow look at that I’m alive. I haven’t been on deviantart in years, yeesh. But! Everything is okay now. Why? Because I am here.

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satiricScythe

Jan 17, 2016

Trying it out

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Okay so I have not posted a journal here before, so I decided 'Why the fuck not, let's rant bc I have no life and nothing better to do except sit here and drink Pepsi.' Then I realized that ranting in my first journal would be a terrible idea because I would come off as sorta bitchy like 'Oh this girl has nothing else to do but rant at us fuck her lol.' So instead I decided to talk about drawing and fanfiction and stuff, which is way better! For those of you reading 'All in Good Fun,' I'm not sure when that will update, I'm sorry! I never really think about plot when I first jump into stories so I end up doing the writer's equivalent of cock